• You know what a whoopie pie is
  • You know Lancaster is pronounced Lanc-kiss-ter not Lan-CAS-ter
  • You have been to a chicken corn soup or chicken BBQ sale at a fire hall

  • You have been stuck behind a horse and buggy multiple times
  • You are permitted to miss school for the first day of hunting season
  • You know what mud sales are
  • Shoo-fly pies have nothing to do with shoes or flies
  • You’ve had scrapple. No not a fight with a friend, Scrapple is a mush of pork scraps with cornmeal and flour

  • The towns Intercourse, Paradise, Blue Ball, and Bird-In-hand don’t make you giggle

  • You know that long johns are a doughnut and not long underwear
  • You know that Green Dragon is a flea market and not a made up creature
  • You’ve been to Central Market at least once
  • You’ve told someone “I’ll be over then”……when?
  • You’ve ended a sentence with “a while”
  • The smell of cow manure doesn’t even phase you anymore
  • You’re spoiled by how close Hershey’s chocolate is
  • You know what a road apple is. If not, follow a horse and buggy and you’ll find out
  • You cannot buy beer and wine from the same store
  • You go to the store when the milk is “all”
  • You know what a Fire Hall Wedding is